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不可隨處小便 (2012-01-15 14:34:14)
此情此景只好讓人先歇一下筷子，想一下會(huì)發(fā)生一些什么下文。
其實(shí)，首先讓人想到的就是，這些人怎么一點(diǎn)文明也不講的呀。在幼兒園里老師都會(huì)教的，想屙噓噓你得上衛(wèi)生間，也就是不可隨處小便呀。民國(guó)的元老于右任對(duì)于那些經(jīng)常來(lái)求字的粉絲，，就寫(xiě)了“不可隨處小便”贈(zèng)送，可見(jiàn)這個(gè)做人的基本道理是多么地重要。
隨處小便是不好的行為，在緊急的時(shí)候是可以理解的，比如說(shuō)周?chē)鷮?shí)在找不到衛(wèi)生間了，但很多時(shí)候還是考驗(yàn)一個(gè)人的自制力的，不到萬(wàn)不得已，真地是不能隨便亮劍的。女生由于動(dòng)作難度系數(shù)大，操作就更麻煩了。不過(guò)很多受過(guò)傳統(tǒng)教育的人至少還懂得帶上一把傘，既可遮風(fēng)擋雨，危急時(shí)刻還可以遮擋一些好奇的目光。
除了自身素質(zhì)以外，也有一些措施來(lái)管控這種不講衛(wèi)生的行為的。比如罰款，還是比較有效的，因?yàn)榇蠹視?huì)認(rèn)真地考量一下放縱自我的性?xún)r(jià)比，有可能自己和一個(gè)新和平的老板講得口水都干所產(chǎn)生的實(shí)惠，還不如這一脬尿的投入大，為不過(guò)呀！所以一旦與經(jīng)濟(jì)效益直接掛鉤，紀(jì)律性和自我控制能力明顯改善。即使是在神仙界，孫悟空在如來(lái)佛的手心來(lái)了這么一下，結(jié)果被五指山鎮(zhèn)壓了五百年，頭上都長(zhǎng)草了。美國(guó)在蛇年九一一挨了本拉登一記重?fù)糁�，各�?lèi)安檢的經(jīng)濟(jì)成本和時(shí)間成本大幅上漲，過(guò)了這么多年，也搞定了本拉登了，本來(lái)以為可以爽一下了，那幾個(gè)不識(shí)時(shí)務(wù)的丘八哥哥用自己的小弟弟對(duì)塔利班班子成員來(lái)了那么一下，看來(lái)今后美國(guó)人注定坐飛機(jī)要慢過(guò)坐單車(chē)了�，F(xiàn)在譴責(zé)批評(píng)痛罵詛咒也來(lái)不及了，出來(lái)混是要還的，所以搞藝術(shù)之前得算好經(jīng)濟(jì)帳。
當(dāng)然了，小便除了讓人爽以外，偶爾也產(chǎn)生重大社會(huì)效益。去過(guò)歐洲首都布魯塞爾的人一定去看它的城雕撒尿小童于連，人家也撒尿，也當(dāng)眾撒，可人家除了當(dāng)時(shí)澆滅了炸藥的導(dǎo)火線以外，至今還吸引游人來(lái)觀看，為拉動(dòng)比利時(shí)和歐元區(qū)的經(jīng)濟(jì)做出了不可磨滅的貢獻(xiàn)。
不可隨處小便，小處不可隨便，大家都要記住，無(wú)論是南寧人，中國(guó)人，還是美國(guó)人。
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2012-01-30 21:09:52
Happy Spring Festival！
2012-01-30 21:07:44
It's very good!
2012-01-30 21:06:06
Well done!
2012-01-17 15:02:31
well said and well written
2012-01-16 20:09:55
funny chinglish。
2012-01-16 06:45:04
誰(shuí)和美國(guó)碰都沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)有好下場(chǎng)的。
2012-01-15 22:14:43
看來(lái)美國(guó)人今后要尿血了
2012-01-15 22:04:33
睇問(wèn)題比較有特色，歡迎多滴來(lái)搞。
2012-01-15 21:46:27
American soldiers are not duly appointed representatives of the American government or it's people. They are a well oiled killing machine. If they want to piss on their dead enemies, so be it. I don't give a fuck, good for them.
2012-01-15 21:45:18
I think that it should be said that the acts of four individuals does not represent the beliefs of the country. It is very unfortunate that similar acts have occurred in the recent past. What those taking part in these acts fail to understand is that these very acts not only give the whole country a bad reputation, but they provide motivation and a recruitment tool for the exact organization (if you can call it that) that we are trying to dismantle. It is indeed a sad day, because this shameful conduct is counter-productive.
2012-01-15 21:44:13
it is shameful and I am embarrassed as an American but I am not losing any sleep about it. They do a lot worse.
2012-01-15 21:42:53
It would be naive of you to think that the number of innocent civilians killed in 'Americas War on Terror' is no less significant than the number you stated...
Maybe not, but the act in itself, is grotesque, and does nothing to repair America's already tattered reputation.
Your ignorance for another Country's practices aside - Americas current and past Human rights track record is hardly pristine. This whole tit for tat, my country is better than your country playground bullshit is getting old.
2012-01-15 21:40:42
Not quite as shameful as killing ~2,500 innocent civillians in a cowardly terrorist attack which, lest we forget, kicked off the entire 'wait to get through airport security' business. Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with what they did but let's keep SOME perspective here...
Pissing on the corpse of an enemy in an active combat zone < Killing a large number of innocent civillians just to try and make a point
Oh and btw, we in the U.S. will start taking tips on Human Rights from the Chinese as soon as the Chinese government ends the practices of slave labor, harvesting organs from prisoners and their tacit approval of the killing of baby girls in the guise of population control.
2012-01-15 21:39:19
The video showing four US soldiers peeing on Taliban dead bodies does not have the size and length of the repsonsible dicks fully presented to the world, it is a shame.
The four guys must have been thinking with dicks, how much more time will your fellow countrymen have to take through the airport security just for your momentary urination cum?Taliban will not solve this humiliation with the same amount of yellow body fluid,those stupid and uneducated GIs,see what you have brought to your country? Kennedy will turn over in his tomb.
博主回復(fù): That is exactly what I want to say in the blog post.
2012-01-16 09:45:37
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